This one's for all you vampires and vampire hopefuls out there. Get your sanguine groove on with the "Vamp" plus size choker from the ruddy, fresh faced, unperforated humans at Whimsy Beading and put some fresh blood in your jewelry wardrobe!
Hah, get it? Get it? Oh, I kill me. And come to think of it, Ms. Whimsy Beading says she's going to kill me if I make one more bad pun, so here's the Etsy listing! C'mon. You know you want to click. It's not like I'm asking for blood here.
Oops, gotta go. Angry human on this side of the screen.